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Lowlands Festival, 2006

“Be open to whatever comes next.”

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chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry




i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it



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why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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Being on Tumblr during Comic Con is like watching all of your friends go to Hogsmeade without you

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put your height in my askbox and i’ll reply if i’m shorter or taller than you

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  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u

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